My sentiments exactly.
These are the lulz you are looking for
SHABAM
Would you rather be eaten alive by cats, or grow a beard?
Personally, I’d rather be eaten alive by cats, because I know that I’m at least giving them nourishment. Also, beard + beard isn’t as nice as a single beard.
True story
40th post :)
I’d hit that with my car.
Power is maximum.
How my first job will be like.
I don’t even…
You ever been so depressed you ate a giant Hershey’s bar?
Sobriety.
We all have officially entered Jewish hell.
