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k2e4:

#this is fucked up. this fucked me up

(Source: phrux, via rambunctiousness)

arinnhanson:

samswritingtips:

A breakdown of medieval armor, since a lot of pieces are required to create a full suit.

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(via thinkingcanbefun)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

(via thinkingcanbefun)

unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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(Source: fentonthermos, via thinkingcanbefun)

saccharinesylph:

tribute27:

I saw a couple ppl say ‘why is Kanaya cleaning Rose’s room. why is she being stereotyped as a mom’ and i think they forget

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Just think of Kanaya, so very very carefully using that giant cursor to pick up one tiny dice… Kanaya you precious gem

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awwww-cute:

The look of hate and despair

awwww-cute:

The look of hate and despair